A Duke One Liner

The Duke has some pretty funny one liners, and this one had me laughing a bit more than normal. :)

My back was really hurting last night and all the sudden I couldn't move, I thought I'd put it out, but it ended up being acid reflux.  I'm often battling it, a constant headache with other headaches on top, and bad allergies that leave me susceptible to illnesses.  I seem to be ill more often than healthy, and I'm always falling behind when I am, and spend my healthy time trying to catch up with the house.  I looked at him and said "I'm sorry you always get the crappy end of the deal with me as your wife."

Never one to allow me to accept blame for my health, he waggled his eye brows and said "Well, the end I use to keep you in line is the crappy end."  He then patted my rear end and smiled as he brought me up snug against his tall frame.  The Stinker. LOL

Not sure anyone else will find that funny, but I did. :)  He could have easily told me the health issues I fight aren't my fault like he usually does, but I love how this time he used humour to diffuse my moment of self pity. :)