UNDER CONSTRUCTION

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Sincerely, The Duke and EsMay

Monday, March 17, 2014

The Three Little Paddles

The Duke's birthday is next week, and I wanted to get him something special.  He mentioned to me a few weeks ago that he really likes the size of the Pocket Paddle we got from Blondie's because it's the perfect size for an over the lap spanking.

So I wanted to get him a few more paddles in that size, but being only 11 inches long, I knew my options were limited.  But I need not have feared.  I wrote Blondie, and told her what I was looking for, and she and Ty were more than willing to help me out! :)  They have a shop called Blondie's if you want to look at their selection on Etsy, or you can talk to them about custom ordering, they are very good to work with, and showed me some pictures half way through the square headed paddle to make sure what I was saying matched with what they were making. :)

The paddle in the middle is the one we already had, and the other two were the ones I custom ordered. 



I had to let the Duke know in the end that I was getting them because they were a bit over the amount I'm allowed to spend without permission.  So I let him open them a week early since he was so excited to get them.  And guess whose bottom paid for that mistake in judgement!!!

I joked when he said we should try them out.  I said I agreed, I needed the practice to give him a proper birthday spanking on the big day... he didn't agree with me!

I am very happy with these new paddles, but my poor bottom is refusing to even speak to me anymore.  Poor thing, it's so not going to be friends with our new wooden friends. ;) 

We do have one larger paddle, but it's a bit awkward for over the knee, so these three will be his main ones, I can already tell.  He's already wanting another spanking, and let me tell you, I'm so glad he's waiting for another day, I don't think my bottom can take more!  No lie.  He broke them in pretty good.

I have yet to finish commenting on all my comments this week, hope to be caught up tomorrow. :)  And hope to have the tutorials on the loopy, carpet beater and flogger done tomorrow night. :)  And for those that did not see, anonymous comments can be left now.  Please keep it kind. :)

46 comments:

  1. Ouch!!!!!

    Good gravy EsMay! How many times do I have to tell everyone:
    Wood is no good...
    Leather is better...
    Feathers are best!

    Oh well, if you and the Duke are happy with them, more power to ya but I so understand why your bottom is not speaking to ya! ;)

    Hugs and Blessings...
    Cat

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    1. hehehe, been a while since I've heard "good gravy". :) See, feathers might be best, but I'd do no learning with feathers, lol. ;) And it's starting to speak to me again... I feel terms and conditions will be drawn up if we are to remain friends though. ;)

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  2. I loooove the size of my Blondie pocket paddle-- it is just perfect! That one with the holes looks scary! :)

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    1. Renee... I think you are right, it sure felt scary, lol. And the pocket paddle really is the perfect size, and even small, packs quite the sting. :)

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  3. Ouch! I agree with Renee - the one with the holes looks scary! Here's to hoping your bottom doesn't hate you too much...

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    1. I think my bottom is starting to forgive me, thank goodness. :) Though, if half of it decided to leave, I wouldn't mind the smaller size. ;)

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  4. Buying implements is so hard! I have now bought 2... One SC made me buy (ick!) and one I bought for fun (I like that one!) the one SC made me buy, I bought our first paddle from Blondies. She was awesome to work with, and the paddle was great quality...perhaps too good, I want it to break! :P I feel traitorous to myself whenever he uses it. Lol

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    1. Cole, I do remember wondering one day if the Duke was going to break the paddle over my bottom, and then the worry went to hope! lol

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  5. Oh my Es May, have you checked your temperature lately? Making implements then having some custom made? lol. Ty and Blondie do make amazing paddles though don't they?

    I agree, the one with the holes looks scary. No wonder your bottom isn't speaking to you lol

    Hugs,
    Roz

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    1. Hmm, Roz, I haven't... and been fighting a cold and flu, maybe I should. ;) But yes, they do make great paddles. :) We now have four... so it's good they're good. :)

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  6. Ummm...you are a braver soul than I am...wood and holes...YIKES...no wonder your bottom is no longer your friend!
    hugs abby

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    1. LOL abby, well thankfully, it's giving me some room to grovel. ;)

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  7. Ty's paddle's are fantastic! We have 3 ourselves. One Barney got for Xmas looks just like the one on the far left of the photo. He uses it for warm up and the 'thaw' in between. Hope the Duke is as happy with that one as Barney is with ours.

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    1. Yes, the Duke does seem quite happy. :)

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  8. Wow EsMay, you are one brave cookie! Ash really wants a paddle with holes but I am scared it will leave blisters. Would love to know your opinion on holes vs no holes as far as ouch factor and damage to the booty. Will we be hearing from the Duke sometime on how he enjoys his new "toys"? :-) Thanks for sharing!

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    1. River, I can't say over a long spanking, but for the time we tried it out last night, it did not leave any blistering. :) I found it stung more without holes, but the condition of my skin was the same afterwards. :) And he kind of commented below, but maybe he'll share more in a post. :)

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  9. Uhm, EsMay, I think I am still undecided, whether I should have sympathy or be happy for you :) The paddles look awesome, and I am glad you like them more than your bottom does. We have one, it’s a rather heavy, brown item of settling matters. And it leaves an impression which is unforgettable. Not my favourite.
    But I am pretty curious about your new one with the holes. It looks exciting for me. Now that the Duke got his presents early, does it mean he uses the paddles before his actual birthday? I think he should sort of wait until his birthday, since it is a present, and the way you described it, your bottom agrees loudly with that.
    Actually I can’t wait to see the tutorials you are working on. I am sure that the implements will be fantastic.

    hugs

    Nina

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    1. You know, Nina, I think he should have to way too!!! :) I meant to have the tutorials done today, but got the flu... and it slowed me down. :( Hopefully Thursday night, or tomorrow night if there is no Prayer Meeting. :)

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  10. A hole-y paddle?!?!? O_o >.< Girl, are you out of your mind? Those are terrible! I'm glad you're happy with them - and the Duke :) ....but .I don't think I'll be showing this post to ward :-p Who am I kidding? I show him everything - sigh...

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    1. Guess I should have talked to you about it first. ;) Though, in all fairness, coax is pretty intense too, lol. :) Yeah, Ward may just think they're nice enough to own a few. ;)

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  11. Isn't wonderful when you find that special something to get for your husband on his birthday? I don't know about you, but shopping for my hubby can be challenging! :) It sounds like the Duke is pretty happy with his present, so that's what matters! Still, I think it would be even 'funner' if he would let you try them out on him, lol! I know I know - that's never going to happen. But I wish him a Happy Birthday anyway!
    And I hope that your bottom forgives you soon. ;)
    hugs,
    Cali

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    1. OH, the Duke is REALLY hard to buy for, because there is nothing he really wants. So when I came up with this idea, I was over the moon about it! :) And I agree, it would be funner if I could try them out on him for his birthday spankings. ;)

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  12. Why do we do things like this? I have purchased all of the implement of a** destruction and for the life of me I don't know why.

    Good luck with yours but I don't think you can expect any forgiveness from your bottom. Happy Birthday Duke

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    1. oh Leigh, me too. The Duke has never bought one... and I don't know why I do it, lol. Well thankfully, my bottom is starting to warm to the idea of us being friends again. ;)

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  13. Oh my goodness EsMay, are you totally bonkers?. That one with the holes, omg I would die. They all look ghastly. I hate wood and I totally agree with Cat, get those feathers out!
    love Jan.xx

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    1. LOL, Jan, it was hard, but not that bad. LOL I promise. :)

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  14. Oh my EsMay you are either a super sub or you are super crazy lol! I agree with almost everyone else-the one with holes looks very scary!! Hope that one doesn't get too much use! I am so afraid of the wooden spoon that I am not sure I want a paddle ever- but I know that is not really up to me : (
    Hope your poor bottom gets a little break !
    Love,
    Scarlet ; )

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    1. Well, I'm not a super sub... so I'll let you decide. ;) And, now that it's been practiced on my poor bottom, I hope it's not used much either. lol Oh, wooden spoons are SO MUCH WORSE than paddles. Don't let that scare you. See, wooden spoons have all the weight hit on to one small spot. Where as a paddle distributes the weight. I'd take a paddling any day over even a short session with the wooden spoon. :)

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    2. Oh my I think I will have to order one right away then lol!!
      Btw-my super crazy comment was just meant in fun so I hope it wasn't taken as anything other than a joke-and happy birthday to the Duke ; )

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    3. Lol, I was not offended at all, I had a good chuckle in fact. ;)

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  15. Doesn't the one with the holes give you a cheese grater pattern on your butt! Horrors! You are so brave. I would run a mile. Good grief! The middle one is the one I thought I might buy for our Wedding Anniversary. It can replace the broken hairbrush. Personally I like the feel of wood. You know where you are with wood. It's the belt that really terrifies me.

    Many hugs
    Ami

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    1. Ami, we have had the pocket paddle you mention for about a year I'd guess. And it is the one the Duke has used more than any other implement combined since then. It's great, and well worth the money. I doubt you'd be sorry. :) And no, no cheese grater pattern. :)

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  16. I like the middle paddle best. We have a spidey man toy paddle, it has a nice little sting to it but I'm ready for a 'real paddle' now! I agree with everyone, the one with holes terrifies me!

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    1. turnaround, it really is a wonderful paddle. Hehehe, we started with things around the house for implements too, and I totally understand being ready to upgrade. :)

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  17. Very nice looking collection but oh my goodness! How will he decide what to use? If it's especially cold next winter, that one with the holes would make great kindling.

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    1. LOL, it does look like a great starter piece to a nice warm fire, doesn't it? ;) Now that it's here, and we've officially been introduced, that may be it's fate. lol

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  18. Oh, I love OTK paddles. They're just the right size, and that one with the 4 holes is so cute, haha, I'm sure it doesn't *feel* cute though!

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    1. Yeah, it sure doesn't feel cute. :) But I do think they all look cute together. So small, and unassuming, until weilded by the Duke! lol

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  19. I just want to say these paddles seem pretty awesome. It will be interesting to see how well they work on a real spanking. :) Thank you so much EsMay for getting these.

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    1. That WAS a real spanking. lol Trust me, my bottom agrees. :) :) :)

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  20. I'm so impressed that you bought them for his birthday! That's really awesome. We have one with holes...it's the worst! Please wish Duke a happy birthday!!

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    1. Yeah, Jennelle, I'm starting to question my sanity on the holes, but the Duke is so happy, and that is what matters. I just hope I remember that when I'm bawling my eyes out after a session with it. :)

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  21. Thanks for the interesting piece. I have a paddle similar to the one on the left. I use if to discipline my wife for more serious infractions. It is good size for OTK discipline and and also delivers a memorable punishment.

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    1. You are right, or so my Duke tells me. :). He wanted paddles that length because of how great they were to use OTK. And you are right, they are VERY memorable moments! Lol

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  22. How do you get through s spankimg, and take it until you cry, without screaming? I really feel like I need my master to spank me until I am broken, totally submissive, and cry. I am afraid I will scream so loud that the neighbors hear and call police, or our kids will hear and be frightened. I am obsessing over this and want it to happen asap.I am also terrified though.

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    1. I actually have to be in a place where I already need a good cry for me to be able to cry during a spanking. The spanking just helps me let go if I can't seem to on my own. If emotionally I don't need a cry, I'm not sure I could get through the kind of spanking I'd need. I was physically abused as a child... and I think that if the Duke kept spanking me until I cried when I wasn't in the mood to cry... I might feel abused again. He's sooo good at making me feel cared for and not abused in it all, so he wants to keep it that way. :) I know that crying/screaming into a pillow can be very effective for getting the noise down, but also remember to lift your head a times to make sure you're getting enough air. :)

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