Sorry I have been MIA! To say that life is busy right now would seem like a major understatement. And it will not slow down in the next few days either.
Trying not to be bitter, The Duke took this week off, it's been a while since we have had a day together because we work different days. So that meant we'd have Wednesday and Thursday off together this week. Until his parents found out and are now coming to spend it with us so they can see us together... I'm making sure I don't pout, and not allowing myself to be frustrated, but I won't lie... I am disappointed.
So, the Duke decided the other night that I was tired. So he went around EARLY and turned all the clocks a head, which we never do until the next morning, and I always do it!... hmph.... and then? Tells me I have ten minutes to get ready for bed. :( I mean, the time doesn't change until 1:00, not at 9:00pm the night before. Also, I was able to sleep in the next morning, so I saw no need for me to have to adjust to the time change before it actually happened! LOL Well, he thought differently. I did ask for a bit more time, and he gave me fifteen more minutes... but still. Yeah, I sulked. lol I was tired, and I sure did not do a good job proving otherwise.
Then last night happened. The night before the landlords were up again, LOUD, until 2:00, we're going to have to talk to them. And I had to be away from 9:45am until 11:00pm as it was. So then my cats start showing me how much they missed me all day. Literally, all over me. :( And then The Duke starts to snore. Are you kidding me? :( I might have gotten four hours of sleep, if that. And I'm someone that literally can't function on less than eight hours of sleep. I don't know why, but that's how I am. So, I literally blame all of this on what happened last night.
I was cleaning, and saw our tin of instruments, and took the cane out. Yep, you read that right. I then went to The Duke and playfully threatened to give him a swat. He grabbed hold of it so fast and tight that I couldn't even jokingly tap him with it. I joked for a minute, trying to get it from him, but then I got frustrated. Why couldn't I just jokingly swat him? I didn't care that he kept telling me he did the spanking. I finally got it free from him after quite the fight and gave him a joking tap on the backside. As he turned around I tried to give another one on the other side and then walk away. It was all going to stop there. REALLY. Only, I didn't realize his hand was in the way because I was doing it from an angle. On his fully clothed but it would have barely been able to be felt. On his hand though? It still didn't hit hard, but harder than I meant. I handed him the cane and in one swift move DARTED for the bedroom. He was only a second behind me, but it was enough time for me to slam the door and lock it.
I apologized profusely! Told him I was only joking around! He told me to let him in, I just couldn't! It was the cane, for goodness sakes. I knew what was coming, and I couldn't handle it. So, in horror movie like fashion, he starts knocking on the door witht he cane, and starts dragging it over the door. *shivers*. Finally he walks away. I slowly open the door, and he bolts back up the hall, I slam the door again, still terrified. Now you have to understand, we're still kind of laughing through all of this too. My husband does not do serious very well.
So finally I am able to calm down and let him in. He tells me there will only be a few spanks, but I will be spanked, WITH the cane. *GULP*
I back into the corner of our room and tell him that I don't want to be spanked.
Now keep in mind, we're both laughing at this point.
The Duke "Well, I want to spank you"
Me "Well, I want a million dollars"
The Duke (with evil grin) "Then don't you think it's fair that at least one of us gets what we want?"
Me (With hand extended forward) "Yeah, so hand over the money!"
The Duke "Turn around so I can spank you."
Me "No, not with the cane, we only use the cane for something serious" (which we've never used before, we've only used it to test it out once) "We only use it if I were to be really bad, like... stip in front of a group of men and try to tease them!"
The Duke "And what about swatting your husband, is that not serious?"
Me "Probably, but when you're all smily and laughing, it doesn't seem serious!"
Yeah, we just could not get into a serious mood! LOL So anyway, I got two swats... and as he was turning around to put the cane back in the tin, I gave him a playful swat! WHAT???? No, that was NOT me! So I got one more swat with the cane. I was so tempted yet again to swat him, but this time I held it in! I had to fist my hand to my side to stop it, but I managed.
I have to head to work, but just as I was writing that last paragraph The Duke came in with our new paddles from Blondie's place, and maintenance is tonight! *GULP* Will have to tell you all about this tomorrow! hehehe, is it wrong that I'm slightly excited about getting them!